Creem Magazine August Volume 6, Number 3
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THE CHRISTGAU CONSUMER GUIDE supercilia by Robert Christgau 13
ROCK 'N' ROLL NEWS 15
THE BEAT GOES ON 18
Cybill Shepherd Yodels; Spiders on Dope; Groove Tube Boobs Out; Mohammed Up; Frank Sinatra's No Old Foghat; Cat Stevens Peels Down; Bo Diddley Est Une Gendarme... GUITAR BATTLE OF THE CENTURY: "I AM THE GREATEST," SAYS TED NUGENT And he ain't just whistling "Breast-Fed Gator." pomp and circumcision by Jaan Uhelszki and Lester Bangs 26
OFFICIAL David Bowie LOOKALIKE CONTEST RESULTS These dreamy suburban mannikins may be the last real underground. zoot feelies by fab misfits 28
THE MAGGIE BELL ROADSHOW She may look like a charwoman; at least she ain't the reincarnation of Texas trollop. rambling roses by Lisa Robinson 32
ALICE COOPER'S GUIDE TO HOLLYWOOD: How To Slum With True Elan 35
THE HOLLYWOOD HEAVY HALF-HUNDRED 38
ELEMENTS OF STYLE: I WAS AFRAID THEY'D ALL BE CALIFORNIA GIRLS 14 and savage, these slags are the sauce of the post-beach culture. The Sweet tarts by David Marsh 40
THE CREEM DREEM: FANNY 43
THE HOLLYWOOD CONSUMER GUIDE Every bistro worth cruising from Vine Street to the Watts Towers. steerage by Colman Andrews, Richard Cromelin and Ben Edmonds 44
MY NIGHT OF ECSTACY WITH THE J. GEILS BAND In which yet another superstar-in-the-making tap dances on his snout. jumpin punkins by Lester Bangs 47
PRIME TIME television blare by Maxene Fabe 50
DEEP LIP: THE CREEM MICK JAGGER INTERVIEW, PART TWO star plucking by Roy Carr 52
ELEGANZA so there by Lisa Robinson 56
DUST MY PUMICE Bowling is better than Antabuse. pins-nez by R. Meltzer 58
REWIRE YOURSELF sonic scope-out by Richard Robinson 60
PLAY IT LOUD Guitar Arnie is in traction this month. MOVIES 62
DRACULA reviewed by Henry Edwards; LADIES & GENTLEMEN, THE Rolling Stones by Wayne Robins; & More. BOOKS 66
STRANDED IN THE JETSTREAM: The Rolling Stones vs. Ian Hunter by Ed Ward; & More. RECORDS 68
David Bowie by Lester Bangs; FRANK ZAPPA by Richard Walls; The POINTER SISTERS by Colman Andrews; Blue Oyster Cult by Lawrence Keenan; & More. Cover Photograph by Neal Preston


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