Creem Magazine March 1976 Volume 7, Number 10
MAIL 6
CREEMROCKCROSSWORDPUZZLE 10
THE CHRISTGAU CONSUMER GUIDE 12
ROCK 'N' ROLL NEWS 15 THE BEAT GOES ON 18 Folk Foot Fetishism; Skyhooks Kangaroo Quims; Paul Revere Vs. Jesus; CSNY Vs. Eichmann; Contraceptives For Mods; Bowie's Big Mama Back Home; Gregg & Cher Joke #366.
CREEM DREEM: Patti Smith 23
RUSH: PEBBLES & BAM-BAM IN ALPHAVILLE barry lyndon johnson by Rick Johnson 25
LETTER FROM BRITAIN wankle rank by Simon Frith 26
PETER FRAMPTON: ONCE MORE WITH FEELING It's never enough, and Josephine is dead. naked lunching with Susan Whitall 28
PSSST! WANNA BUY THE SISTINE CHAPEL? This is a Kiss feature. P.T. Barnum lives. banana splitting with Robert Duncan 30
KISS CONTEST: WIN THEIR REAL FACES 33
YOUR PRETTY FACES (THE ORIGINAL ONES) HAVE GONE TO HELL And Rod ain't feeling so good, himself, which he deserves. research and such by Roy Can, Tony Stewart, Max Bell & Nick Kent 34
REWIRE YOURSELF 36
STAR'S CARS NO. 14:
AEROSMITH 42
THE 1975 CREEM READERS POLL RESULTS 40
Black Sabbath: FROG PRINCES OF DAKTARI Jungle juice translated into goofy grape. biered bye bye by Kate Phillips 44
LYNYRD SKYNYRD: FIFTHS & FISTS FOR THE COMMOM MAN In which the answer is posed: we do not play no New York music. courage by Jaan Uhelszki 48
EXTENSION CHORDS 51 ELEGANZA Cher Vs. Two Twits - No Contest. fixes from Lisa Robinson 52
CREEMEDIA 54
BOY HOWDY'S TOP TEN 75 FLICKS; Drive In Saturday in Buchenwald; CON-FESSIONS OF A FILM FOX. PRIME TIME Do Not Pass Go, Go Directly To Jail & Dig It. no holds barred by Richard Walls
57 RECORDS 58 THE BAND by Greil Marcus; LENNON by Richard Riegel; RINGO by Gene Sculatti; Deep Purple & THAT GUITAR TWERP by Rick Johnson; NEIL YOUNG by Lester Bangs; LOU REED by Peter Laughner; THAT WAS THE YEAR THAT WAS summation by Lester Bangs & More. Cover Photos: Robert Plant, Roger Daltrey and Linda Ronstadt by Neal Preston; Mick Jagger by Barry Schultz; Elton John by Neil Zlozower; -- Ron Wood by John Brott; Kiss by Fin Costello.


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